This afternoon is totally nuts!. Literally everything that happened is just wild. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. Give me a minute to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a dog wearing a suit. It seemed totally unfazed. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Honestly I Can't Believe This!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This can't be real, right?

• My mind is blown
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't think what just happened. I was driving down the street when all of a sudden this huge squirrel came out of the sky. It was holding a miniature sword! Seriously. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I don't understand what I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly shocking

Can you believe this? I can barely comprehend {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I swear this is {thereality. That story has so outrageous, I read more almost doubt it's . true.

• Possibly it was a hallucination? {I just can't explain this.

Unbelievable!

This story is absolutely insane. I don't believe what we've just seen. It's like adream come true. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Am I dreaming?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This changes everything.